Please no married men or otherwise attached. Send a pic and your interests in food and sex.
The odd part is the fascination with dinner. She wants dinner and tells you that your reply to her should mention your interests in food. Is this post by Rosie O'donnell?
I wanted so badly to reply to her with: Funny you should ask about my food and sex interests, as they both involve Hostess Twinkies. I love shoving a twinkie in my brown eye, squeezing my cheeks and feeling the creme shoot out. Then when the twinkie is limp, I release my cheeks. You think she would have replied?
2 comments:
No no no, Franks. By Dinner and a Screw she means she's a swallower and she covets some Protein, jizz style.
She's obviously not a vegan.
You're seriously unfunny.
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