Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Friday, April 4, 2008

can't wait, drop my panty! - w4m

I 20y/o and I just put my boyfriend in the sacked coz he's cheating on me. I need a nice guy who can make me forget that beech and can please me all night. Must be D&drug and disease free, respectful to women. If curious then see my pictures

Me so horny.
Me love you long time.
I can't stop saying "I just put my boyfriend in the sacked".

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wanted: Tiny Penis - w4m - 23

Size matters! I cannot get pleasure with an average-to-large sized male. Is there a nice guy, in good shape, minimally endowed, interested in mutually satisfying hook-up? I'm 23, grad student, 5'1", 105 lbs., Thai-Irish-American.

OH MY GOD! The only way this posts matches me better is if she added "and be sure you only last 30 seconds in bed"

Saturday, March 15, 2008

boston is for me!! - w4m - 30

I'll keep this simple...To be able to know me...well you should ask do that...then find a way to communicate with me...but all I can say is that you won't be sorry once to get to know the real me and I'm a very warm hearted how is that for a quick and simple intro of myself...

Oh, well that clears it up. I think.

Charming American Beauty - w4m - 29

WF, 29. Ravishing and intelligent blonde. Classy and cultured. Seeks sophisticated, wealthy , mature male.

Nothing like posting that you want a WEALTHY man. Because so many wealthy men look on craigslist for women. Jackass.

Monday, February 18, 2008

bilingual intellectual snob seeks same - w4m - 19

Im looking for a man who is differnt from the rest. I like all kinds of men and fun. I dont like fat guys so if you are quit lookin at my profile. I'm not a porn star. If you want to get to know me, just approach me in an email.

I think her post would have been better written like this:
Hi, Im an intellectual snob who spells "differnt" wrong. I also leave "g"s off the ends of some words and I never use apostrophes. I'm not a porn star so approach me. Actually, don't approach me. I'm not intelectual at all, I'm just a dumb C*$T

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Alone - 32

Far away
In a forest
Will find
Can You
Will You
Help me to see
The hurt
That sits
Of me
Kills me
Over and
To be free
To love
Once again

I think I am going to HURL! Could this post make you seem needier?

Great entry from the Onion

The onion came out with this today. It is related to my postings here somewhat, so I thought I would share.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

feedings ... - w4m

long, big & veiny ...

Yes, that is all that was entered in the posting. This is my reply:
Long Big and veiny?
Sounds like you are looking for an order of tube steak. I have your order, if you have my order of tuna melt.

Now I just sit by my email and wait right? I mean, she will write me back!? I can't be passed over by a CL hussy? Can I? What has my life come to?

Monday, January 21, 2008

looking for married man with thick dick - w4m - 22

looking for married man im married with thick dick love getting finger have my pussy fuck need to cum back condom must not pic im very sexy age is not thing for me write back

Damit, I was so close. I fit all the criteria, but I was searching for a woman that used punctuation. I could find love if it were not for run on sentences. I guess we all have our crosses to bear.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

nasty fat chick - w4m - 28

no joke, i am looking to get raw dogged and cream pied today, reply and send pics if you are down and got what it takes.

Another in the "truth in advertising" series. Can't really rank on the ones that tell it like it is. :|

Friday, January 18, 2008

I wanr to go on a piss-drinking diet. - w4m - 26

I would like to drink your piss for a new diet. You should be very good-looking, Caucasian, disease-free, and well-mannered. I am polite, discretion-assured, and loved the few times I’ve drunk piss before. I choose to drink with the stream from a cock right down my throat and I don't spill any. I want to drink piss everyday for a while. I'm open to other activities. No reciprocation anticipated. No money involved. I'm 26, 5'9", 130, long blonde hair, eyes dark brown. Your pix appreciated. I can host.

Seriously, I can't make this shit up.
My favorite part was this: "No reciprocation anticipated." Gee thanks, I guess.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Would you, could you, want to? - w4m - 23

I come to town a lot to visit friends and family. I am so ready for some good sex today. I like tall guys so if u r short dont msg me. I'm so ready to do this.

Would you?
Could you?
Would you want to in a box?
Would you want to with a fox?
Would you want to in a house?
Would you want to with a mouse?
On a boat?
With a goat?
In the rain?
On a train?

fat gal in somerville - w4m

swf, good looking, big, tall, curvy, busty, fat, dark hair green eyes

i tied a nice buzz on this evening with friends
I want to fool around with a friendly relaxed sexy guy

lets smoke a bowl

Sometimes it is refreshing to see some "truth in advertising" :|

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Submissive... - w4m

Submissive woman looking for a dominant, assertive man for good times. I am in shape, pretty, and curious. Appreciate intelligence and an outgoing, assertive personality.

Shut up. Stop typing. Fix me dinner bitch. Don't make me be more dominant, as my pimp hand is strong.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

In a cast? - w4m - 23

I love fucking someone in a cast...well the idea....never have before but its a fantasy of me out...

Sorry for the delays folks. Been busy building a new web site for friends. Anyhow, I went looking on CL today for some interesting posts. I found this one. talk about your crazy fetish. Casts? I wonder what would happen if it were my dick in a cast?