Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

sexy feet in platforms - w4m - 25

Are you sweet, responsible, and descent???
If so please contact me so I can fix up my joyless life and possibly be with a intelligent guy for once!

She wants to be with a intelligent guy for once. Good one!
I'm thinking first she should notice it is 'aN intelligent', not 'a intelligent' and then maybe she should know the difference between descent and decent. Unless she is looking for a intelligent man that is on the downside of life?

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Non Flaky / Non rip off hookup avail??? - w4m - 30

My boyfriend and I just dumped our dude -- he no shows and stuff, sporadically.
We just need a local solid tree vender...seems simple but... ?

Am I missing something here? Non flaky/non rip off is what she is looking for. Her boyfriend and her just dumped their dude for not showing up. And they need a solid tree vender.

I wish I could help. Frankly, I would not now where t start!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

can we play in bed - w4m - 21

Do you like stripper shoes? I have 147 pairs and pictures on me in all of them. If you would like to see a video on me on the pole, email me and I'll tell you where to find it.

Do I like stripper shoes? Of course I do. I own 150 pairs. Unfortunately for this girl, I only hook up with women who own more pairs than I. at a WHOPPING 147 pair, she falls just short. Maybe her mom has a few pair she can borrow?

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Don't be shy - w4m - 36

I love sex because it's exercise that's fun. It would be awesome if you'd just get on top and drill me. I'm 5 foot 2, 110 pounds, and damn cute if I say so myself. I'm eager to do this.

Excercise that's fun? Running to the fridge for another beer during a commercial is fun exercise as well. Plus, that takes longer than sex.