Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Friday, April 4, 2008

can't wait, drop my panty! - w4m

I 20y/o and I just put my boyfriend in the sacked coz he's cheating on me. I need a nice guy who can make me forget that beech and can please me all night. Must be D&drug and disease free, respectful to women. If curious then see my pictures

Me so horny.
Me love you long time.
I can't stop saying "I just put my boyfriend in the sacked".

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Wanted: Tiny Penis - w4m - 23

Size matters! I cannot get pleasure with an average-to-large sized male. Is there a nice guy, in good shape, minimally endowed, interested in mutually satisfying hook-up? I'm 23, grad student, 5'1", 105 lbs., Thai-Irish-American.

OH MY GOD! The only way this posts matches me better is if she added "and be sure you only last 30 seconds in bed"

Saturday, March 15, 2008

boston is for me!! - w4m - 30

I'll keep this simple...To be able to know me...well you should ask do that...then find a way to communicate with me...but all I can say is that you won't be sorry once to get to know the real me and I'm a very warm hearted how is that for a quick and simple intro of myself...

Oh, well that clears it up. I think.

Charming American Beauty - w4m - 29

WF, 29. Ravishing and intelligent blonde. Classy and cultured. Seeks sophisticated, wealthy , mature male.

Nothing like posting that you want a WEALTHY man. Because so many wealthy men look on craigslist for women. Jackass.

Monday, February 18, 2008

bilingual intellectual snob seeks same - w4m - 19

Im looking for a man who is differnt from the rest. I like all kinds of men and fun. I dont like fat guys so if you are quit lookin at my profile. I'm not a porn star. If you want to get to know me, just approach me in an email.

I think her post would have been better written like this:
Hi, Im an intellectual snob who spells "differnt" wrong. I also leave "g"s off the ends of some words and I never use apostrophes. I'm not a porn star so approach me. Actually, don't approach me. I'm not intelectual at all, I'm just a dumb C*$T

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Alone - 32

Far away
In a forest
Will find
Can You
Will You
Help me to see
The hurt
That sits
Of me
Kills me
Over and
To be free
To love
Once again

I think I am going to HURL! Could this post make you seem needier?

Great entry from the Onion

The onion came out with this today. It is related to my postings here somewhat, so I thought I would share.