Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Monday, February 18, 2008

bilingual intellectual snob seeks same - w4m - 19

Im looking for a man who is differnt from the rest. I like all kinds of men and fun. I dont like fat guys so if you are quit lookin at my profile. I'm not a porn star. If you want to get to know me, just approach me in an email.

I think her post would have been better written like this:
Hi, Im an intellectual snob who spells "differnt" wrong. I also leave "g"s off the ends of some words and I never use apostrophes. I'm not a porn star so approach me. Actually, don't approach me. I'm not intelectual at all, I'm just a dumb C*$T

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Alone - 32

Far away
In a forest
Will find
Can You
Will You
Help me to see
The hurt
That sits
Of me
Kills me
Over and
To be free
To love
Once again

I think I am going to HURL! Could this post make you seem needier?

Great entry from the Onion

The onion came out with this today. It is related to my postings here somewhat, so I thought I would share.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

feedings ... - w4m

long, big & veiny ...

Yes, that is all that was entered in the posting. This is my reply:
Long Big and veiny?
Sounds like you are looking for an order of tube steak. I have your order, if you have my order of tuna melt.

Now I just sit by my email and wait right? I mean, she will write me back!? I can't be passed over by a CL hussy? Can I? What has my life come to?