Craig's Personals. WTF are People Thinking?

Recently while looking on Craig's List for a new (used) tv, I saw the personals section. Always one to get a kick out of personal ads, I decided to read a few. What I saw really made me shake my head in disbelief.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I need a fat white guy over 40 to smash my kitty

As far as headlines go, this was a real eye grabber. I mean who does not get excited when they read "I need a fat white guy over 40 to smash my kitty"? Even though I am not fat, who doesn't enjoy a good kitty smashing? The body text had this gem of a line in it: "looking for a fat bald white guy to pump me up. only fat white bald guys"

Is this woman for real? Obviously not. I hope! Ladies beware, this is going to be my new pickup line. Imagine being in a bar, catching the eye of some hot chick, walking across the bar, and saying "I'd like to smash your kitty". I'm sure it will work. Stay tuned.


Anonymous said...

Cat's are people too

Anonymous said...

You write very well.