As far as headlines go, this was a real eye grabber. I mean who does not get excited when they read "I need a fat white guy over 40 to smash my kitty"? Even though I am not fat, who doesn't enjoy a good kitty smashing? The body text had this gem of a line in it: "looking for a fat bald white guy to pump me up. only fat white bald guys"
Is this woman for real? Obviously not. I hope! Ladies beware, this is going to be my new pickup line. Imagine being in a bar, catching the eye of some hot chick, walking across the bar, and saying "I'd like to smash your kitty". I'm sure it will work. Stay tuned.
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You write very well.
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