can't wait, drop my panty! - w4m

I 20y/o and I just put my boyfriend in the sacked coz he's cheating on me. I need a nice guy who can make me forget that beech and can please me all night. Must be D&drug and disease free, respectful to women. If curious then see my pictures xxxxxx.xxxxxx.com


Me so horny.
Me love you long time.
I can't stop saying "I just put my boyfriend in the sacked".

Wanted: Tiny Penis - w4m - 23

Size matters! I cannot get pleasure with an average-to-large sized male. Is there a nice guy, in good shape, minimally endowed, interested in mutually satisfying hook-up? I'm 23, grad student, 5'1", 105 lbs., Thai-Irish-American.

OH MY GOD! The only way this posts matches me better is if she added "and be sure you only last 30 seconds in bed"

boston is for me!! - w4m - 30

I'll keep this simple...To be able to know me...well you should ask me..to do that...then find a way to communicate with me...but all I can say is that you won't be sorry once to get to know the real me and I'm a very warm hearted person..now how is that for a quick and simple intro of myself...

Oh, well that clears it up. I think.

Charming American Beauty - w4m - 29

WF, 29. Ravishing and intelligent blonde. Classy and cultured. Seeks sophisticated, wealthy , mature male.

Nothing like posting that you want a WEALTHY man. Because so many wealthy men look on craigslist for women. Jackass.

bilingual intellectual snob seeks same - w4m - 19

Im looking for a man who is differnt from the rest. I like all kinds of men and fun. I dont like fat guys so if you are quit lookin at my profile. I'm not a porn star. If you want to get to know me, just approach me in an email.

I think her post would have been better written like this:
Hi, Im an intellectual snob who spells "differnt" wrong. I also leave "g"s off the ends of some words and I never use apostrophes. I'm not a porn star so approach me. Actually, don't approach me. I'm not intelectual at all, I'm just a dumb C*$T

Alone - 32

Alone
Far away
In a forest
Where
Nobody
Will find
Me
Can You
Will You
Help me to see
Clearly
From
The hurt
Suffering
From
Pain
That sits
Inside
Of me
And
Gently
Kills me
Over and
Over
Again
Long
To be free
Longing
To love
Truly
Once again


I think I am going to HURL! Could this post make you seem needier?

Great entry from the Onion

The onion came out with this today. It is related to my postings here somewhat, so I thought I would share.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/online_dating_helping_pathetic?utm_source=onion_rss_daily